I have bruises all along my outer thigh and on the inner parts of my lower legs.
All right, that does it, which one of you has been sneaking into my room and beating me with a stick while I sleep? eh? eh? e.0 *eyes you suspiciously*
seriously, I've no idea how I manage to bruise myself. Usually I'm pretty tough and it takes quite a bit to damage me. Hmmm.