Jenni: He's the only one who's totally fictional, actually.
Jenni: The others are loosely based on real people.
Brittany: Jared is..
Jenni: Jared is Michael. Quite different, but that's who he was originally.
Brittany: I see.
Jessica: Who's Michael?
Brittany: *bats her eyes, sighs softly, mocking me* Her one true love!
Me: Shaddup! *sticks out her tongue*
Jessica: Oh, the one you gave those handcuffs to?
"her one true love" "the one you gave those handcuffs to"
Anyone else greatly amused by that?