Damn you, Nicole. Nyah.
I would like to rant about something: Tights.
I have seen some of the coolest, most incredibly nifty tights in existence on several websites. But one thing stops me purchasing:
The height/weight thing.
No matter how much weight I lose, these tights simply will not work.
They are most often made for people approximately 5'8'' or so. Their inseam would be about 28''-30'' or thereabouts. Their feet are anywhere from a size 5 to a size 8 or 9, most likely.
I am 5'11''. My inseam is 33''-35''. I have size 13 feet. (Well, 12 or 13 in mens, depending on the style of the shoe. This is why I dislike buying shoes)
*grumble, bitch, moan*
I want tights. Poo.
I shall purchase opaque black tights and paint a chinese dragon on them or something equally ridiculous.
Then I shall steal my sister's skirts, since they fit me and I can. Stockings are great, but I move around way too much and they never stay put. (I wiggle and fidget a LOT).
I want stripey tights. But this ain't gonna happen anytime soon, I suppose.
Mike sent me this. Classic. Who remembers when MTV actually had music?