The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain

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Who's your Fellowship fella?

I love to FROLIC with the elves

So you like the pretty boys. And if there's any boy prettier than the rest, it's Legolas. Sure, he may also be a little girlier than the rest, but that's what you want, right? Smooth, beautiful love-making the way only a woman could do it. Or a really faggy elf.
Um... oookaaayy....
I am actually somewhat unnerved by men (real life only; this doesn't apply to anime) who are prettier than I am. And it's not hard to be prettier than I am. Or more feminine, for that matter...

"I'm the most manly person in this car - and I don't even have a penis!"
- me, to Tish, Greg, John, Drew, and Robert. What's funny is that:
(a) I was wearing a skirt and a lacy-type top at the time, and
(b) they really couldn't argue that I was wrong, and didn't even try.

Mayhaps that's why I like Michael so much. He's not pretty. (he's sexy! Sexy, dammit!) Well, that and the whole 'intelligent, weird/dark/twisted sense of humor, similar interests, has yet to run away from me while babbling and screaming incoherently' thing. Yeah.

This is surprisingly accurate:

Are you Addicted to the Internet?


Hardcore Junkie (61% - 80%)
While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What's that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don't get a repetitive wrist injury...

The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at!

vebelfetzer (I can't believe I spelled that right without even having to think about it...) makes lovely jewelry. I have a few razorblades lying around, I might just make a necklace or two. Or ten.
that, and I foudn this really cheap belt at Wal-Mart (about three dollars. w007!) that's basically just metal rings and a chain. Being me, I attacked it with some pliars, took off a few of the metal rings and the chain, and voila. A nifty choker/collar thing. And the chain can be used as one as well. huzZAH. Also found a nifty dress that I can (finally, now... wouldn't have been able to a month ago) fit into for $5. I love it when Wal-Mart has sales. Nyahaha. It's this lovely burgandy/wine color, velvety on top and with a satiny-shiny rose printed fabric on the bottom. Will look wonderful with a few other items of clothing. My corset-like top (which is getting to be way too big) over it with the straps removed, and my long white shirt (I will thread the sleeves so they gather at the wrist and maybe the upper arm as well). Only problem is that while my waist and hips work fine with the dress, My bust is somewhat resricted. This is due to the fact that no clothing manufactured on this planet will fit all of me at once - I blame my boobs. They are the source of all evil. Damn you, Cleavage of Doom.

Blargh. I ate today. Just a few bites of salad (salad=spinach and tomato) and a bit of pineapple... bit I feel queasy. Food is still not my friend. I need a nap, I am tired. And then comes the razorblade creativity, yes...

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