Mad Jenny Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
I recall scaring Tish by thinking some thong underwear with a cute little skull and crossbones on it was absolutely adorable. I still think it is adorable, and Tish has learned to never, ever rift through my underwear drawer because if pirate-y thongs frighten her, so will the contents thereof.