The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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And one last thing...

Why Nicole (my 14 year-old sister), as much as I might complain about her in moments of crankiness, R0xx0rs mah b0xx0rs. (If I had them. Which I don't. But you know what I mean)

[Her valentine to me, written in Notepad, which is how we exchange messages when we switch who has control of the comp]
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oh yes, your valentine. This is a painful matter, and i will try to move past it with as LITTLE death as possible.(...? i dont know. drugs.) I have decided to type it to make it as impersonal as possible (i know how you dont like humans much), so here goes:

You suck ass through a straw (i know how you hate being praised for your work)
You have poo all over your face (i know how you hate being told you're pretty)
you are stupid ( i know you hate being told you're brilliant)
and i hope you die. (i dont know why i wrote that, all goths like death, right? dont shoot me, that was a joke. i know how much you hate stereotypes)

your embittered (i know how you hate sickeningly cheery people) sister
Nicole

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May she perish in the least painful way possible. ^.^
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