The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain

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There is more caffeine in my system right now than there has been for the past three months combined.

Does it mean you're a little weird when reading tales of grotesque and horrible murder (JtHM) cheers you up like no other?

Hello, the person you've dialed is not here right now. Please leave a message and she will track you down and bludgeon you with a frozen waffle as soon as possible.

... mkay, this is why I stopped consuming caffeine in the first place...


This is Jenni: "..."
This is Jenni on Pepsi One: "EEEEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEE!" [pause] "..." [pause] "EEEEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEE!"

... my eyelid will not stop twitching.

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