No matter how much I sleep, I remain tired and sleepy. This is confusing me.
I have developed this lovely throbbing pain behind my eyes that comes and goes at random. Wheee. At least I don't black out. That would be annoying.
Special K Red Berries is the best cereal EVER. EVER, I tell you.
OWwooOOOOOOtch... Curse my mother's love of tables with POINTY METAL THINGS ON THE LEGS... Once more my painful bruises are a silent testimony to her brutal decorating...
... I find this... strangely amusing. I cannot explain this, nor do I think I will try to.
Alex and Gabriel are frightening little children.