The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

Tortilla soup makes the world go 'round, and other pearls of wisdom from the oyster of my soul.

Get into a crowded elevator. Betwen floors, cough loudly and violently until your fellow passengers become uncomfortable. Then turn to the nearest one (and/or the most uncomfortable-looking one) and say weakly:
"We haven't gotten the lab results back, but it's either the common cold, or the Black Death..." cough on them. Disembark.
Giggle. They will remember you for the rest of their suddenly much more interesting day.
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