Got lost, gave up, came home after much screaming, cursing, and driving.
Turns out I was right, everyone secretly does want me to tie them up and do naughty things to them, whether they know it or not. *wiggles eyebrows at Shafer*
Which reminds me, I STILL cannot find my handcuffs. My biggest worry is that my mother will attempt to pack up my room and find them before I do... Then I will have to explain their presence... hm.