The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain

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(Last night, at the laundromat, upon seeing an ad in the newspaper for a 'lifestyle consultant')
Kevin: What's a lifestyle consultant do? Go around like... *points at me* Okay, you're gay...*points at imaginary person* And you're bi...*points at second imaginary person* And you live in a cardboard box.
Me: What about you?
Kevin: I get paid to make these decisions!
Me: know, if I'm gay....
Kevin: *pauses as he reflects on this* ... And I'm a woman!

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