Which one of you lot is sneaking into my apartment at night and beating me about the legs with a stick? I've got bruises on my knee that I can't account for. I know I'm not bumping into things anywhere near hard enough to cause these bruises...
I also managed to rip off most of my right pinky-toenail. Poor pinky-toenail. It's mostly off, but there's enough of it still attached with nerves and such that it pains. I shall rip it off - to much blood and gore, I have no doubt - at a later time. Perhaps in the morning when I am numb.
I am happy for crotalus_atrox. Yay. (I really am happy for her, it's just that a 'Yay' is about as much enthusiasm as I can muster for anything at 11:26 pm while sleepy)