Got some antkiller for my bathroom. Should I be offended that the ants prefer my conditioner to my cooking? I think I am. Stupid non-vegetarian food-critic ants! I KEEL them.
How does my apartment manage to get so messy? Oh yeah, I'm so easily distracted that halfway through cleaning up, I'll wander off to do something else. I knew there was a reason. At least it's not dirty, just disorganized. I shovel the mess around to vaccuum every so often, and I sweep and mop the bits of tile that are there. The dishes are always promptly put away. So it could be much worse. I just really need to organize it all somehow. Hrm. I think I'll do that now.