I suddenly have a terrible headache. I wish I knew why. I am going to drink some water (every now and then they are caused by dehydration) and hope it goes away.
Huh. It vanished when Kevin got online. Note to self: keep boyfriend around as headache medicine. Yes (he's so useful).
... I just realized...
I've no idea how to slither. I must learn.
In the event that I am magically turned into a snake or sommat. It'd be useful knowledge.
I should be shot.