The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

I argue with away messages. ("I laugh at trees!")

I really must stop reading my friends list constantly, it makes me want pets something awful (someone had the cutest. lizard. ever.). Yeah, screw my family, I miss the KITTY! (I kid, I kid.)
And the hamster. Poor, confused hamster. No one is quite sure what his name is. You get a different answer depending on who you ask. I refer to him as FuzzButt most of the time because, well, he's a longhaired hamster. It's a fitting description.

Pets make me go: XD
Jenni = freak who actually makes those damned emoticon faces. When I used to use the emoticons, it meant my face was really doing that. I stopped using them when my face stopped moving.

My Big Black Jacket is still drip-drying. I should rename it the Big Black Sponge. Of Doom. Natch.

jenni_the_odd: You have been idle for 19 hours.
Therefore, you are dead.
Auto response from [Michael]: Asleep
jenni_the_odd: DEAD!

Hey, it could be worse. Last time his away message was "I'm out".
I finished the sentance. Repeatedly.
"Out... of the closet?"
"Out... of my mind?"
"Out... of clean pants?"
"Out... buying a bat with which to bludgeon Jenni?"
I can be way too easily amused.

I have learned to stay away from the DeviantArt Forums. 'Tis a stupid place.

Oh, Nico~ole...
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