The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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I have three liters of Vanilla Coke, and no pants. I AM TO BE FEARED!


jenni_the_odd: http://www.manties.net/
feyr: This is going to turn out to be a site full of frilly underwear for guys, isn't it?
feyr: ...it is.
feyr: Should I be worried that I came to that conclusion so quickly?
jenni_the_odd: *is absolutely convusling with laughter at this point*
feyr: *snicker* I now have a reason to be thankful that I'm back on dialup and it's taking forever to load anything. *kiss* Thank you, love...you bring out the best side of everything!

feyr: AAAAAH! Only one picture loaded, the rest timed out...the one picture is far more than enough for me.
jenni_the_odd: *SNERK*
feyr: *shiver*
jenni_the_odd: Tish says this is why you should never wear briefs again. Due, of course, to their inevitable similarity to manties!
feyr: Excuse me for a minute, I'm going to go see if sticking my head in the microwave will wipe my short-term memory.

feyr: ...and I think Tish is right. I'm going commando from now on.
jenni_the_odd: wooo
feyr: Or at least until I catch myself in my zipper again.

emperor_boy: And yes, you should buy him some, secretly. And shove them into his suitcase when he isn't lookig.
jenni_the_odd: He will destroy me.
jenni_the_odd: *snicker*
jenni_the_odd: And then when laundry time comes...
emperor_boy: And?
emperor_boy: And?
jenni_the_odd: "Kevin... what on earth...?"
"Uh... gottagobye!"

feyr: *snicker* Damn...all that work convincing my parents I'm not gay, down the drain.
feyr: Okay. Not completely effeminate, anyway.
jenni_the_odd: And, ironically enough, caused by your girlfriend.
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