The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

And now, for something completely different...


jdfiveash: I have made a very important decision today.
jenni_the_odd: oh?
jdfiveash: Yes.
jdfiveash: I am nicknaming my penis "Wang Jesus"
jdfiveash: Important, eh?
jenni_the_odd: ...
jenni_the_odd: not to me...
jdfiveash: but.. everyone must know the name of my penis!
jenni_the_odd: Why does your penis need a name?
jdfiveash: So people know what to call him.
jdfiveash: He's going to be famous someday.
jenni_the_odd: mmHMM.
jdfiveash: You're quoting me on this, aren't you.
jdfiveash: You suck.
jdfiveash: =P
jenni_the_odd: yes I do
jdfiveash: heh
jenni_the_odd: my boyfriend loves me.

And:

jenni_the_odd: and you are turning into Tish
jenni_the_odd: that amuses me
jester4389: hehe
jenni_the_odd: next thing you know, you'll sprout boobs and...
jester4389: Hey....
jenni_the_odd: and grow your hair long, and...
jester4389: shush you
jenni_the_odd: and wear a Chii costume....
jenni_the_odd: *eyes you suspiciously*
jester4389: Well, that only happened that one time...
jenni_the_odd: ...
jester4389: I mean.... damn

What have YOU named YOUR penis?
Also: the world needs to see John in a Chii costume about as much as it needs to see me in one. That is, not at all. I think John will agree with me.
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