Jeebus, people. What is wrong with you? I cannot even begin to fathom the mindset of the people who are insisting McDonalds made them fat. This is so, so very wrong.
I wake up, look in the mirror and go "I am fat."
And then I DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
I eat a little less and I try to exercise.
I DON'T GO SUE FAST FOOD JOINTS.
*curses, hits things*
Whaddya want, a weigh-in before they'll serve you?
"I'm sorry sir, our scale says you are 5 lbs overweight. The only thing we are allowed to sell to you is salad and diet coke."
[I felt the need to rant and I have been feeling extraordinarily fat of late, and so I saw a link to this and I think I snapped. Now someone pass the goddamned celery. *crunch*]