Now, is it just me, or has anyone else been convinced Christianity was a sham based on watching live nativities?
Then again, maybe the first one worked. But all the ones since then sure as hell haven't.
We had one of the wise men hitting on the virgin Mary, Joseph chatting up one angel, a very disgruntled (albeit, adorable) burro, a goat that was SATAN (I swear it, Kevin will back me up on this) a llama that attacked another angel (a llama. I don't know why he was there, but I love that llama. He was too cool for the whole thing. We suspect he was Jewish), and a goat that kept looking at the baby Jesus (whom some idiot decided should be portrayed by a real baby) like he was delicious candy. The shepherds were there for the free cocoa. Our church choir was nearby and... er... when our choir sings, it's a religious experience. You pray for it to end. The ding-a-lings (handbell choir) were also present. I wish the llama had eaten them.
Also, I am going to MST3K-ing The Pastor's Sermon Hell. But it was almost too easy.