I HAD a sandwich, but IT EXPLODED *gives sandwich a dirty look*
Seriously. I took a bite and the contents decided to jump for it. The turkey felt a need to become one with the carpet, and the lettuce lost its will to be eaten. The tomatoes dangled, as they are inherently fickle (moreso even than the exceedingly fickle mango) and couldn't decide what to do, but eventually landed with a sick wet 'plop' on my foot like a sack of... well, tomato.
So I salvaged what I could and sit here nursing a Sunny Delight and disavowing sandwiches forever. Hold a grudge? Me? Never.
Sunny Delight is a color not found in nature. No respectable orange would produce anything this shade. I will not be surprised if I glow in the dark tonight. It also advertises itself as a "real fruit beverage".. containing 2% fruit juice. The bottle warns not to freeze it. Now I'm tempted to do just that out of spite. It also warns not to store it in direct sunlight. Now I'm disturbed.