The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain

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"But if I get up, my butt flares!" - ramaxela

Nicole and I on the Tish/John/Greg soap opera:
jenni_the_odd: [summarizes using what little knowledge she posesses, meaning Nicole gets the Ultra-Lite Condensed version of events]
[21:28] jenni_the_odd: and I think this would all make a wonderful season of Saved by the Bell.
[21:29] my_left_toe: me too

Someone needs to make a comic about it. I think Greg was going to, but he's taking his sweet, sweet time. And I'm not even sure it was a comic about this situation.
Maybe I can just add it into the "file away for possible later use in comics" folder.

In Medical News, went to the doctor and got my innards probed (nothing weirds up a Tuesday like seeing your own ovaries). Said doctor bore an eerie resemblence to my father. Or maybe all aging, softspoken, bespectecled, rotund Hispanic men in doctor's lab coats look alike. Could be. I get to go back soon to have blood sucked out of me! Hooray! At least the nurses are all very nice.

I now have REAL orange juice (which is more yellow than orange. Huh?) and the beginnings of a sore throat. Hrm. Am tempted to get more Sunny D and put it in the fridge next to the orange juice, letting them battle it out for dominance. Except that the Sunny D probably has, like, lasers built in and stuff, and all the orange juice has is the power of vitamin C. Which isn't very helpful against lasers.

feyr: Jeremy brought me some Korean candy. It's "Fruit-tella Blueberry YO!Gurt"
jenni_the_odd: Wooo!
jenni_the_odd: Amazing how Korean and Japanese candy can have so many adjectives, but still not give you a damned clue about what's in it.
feyr: I have to wonder about yogurt that comes in a small, firm foil package.
feyr: Not to mention the embedded punctuation.
jenni_the_odd: yes.
feyr: The blueberry flavor smells like a cross between green apple and a carpet that has been vomited on and then poorly cleaned. And I'm going to put it in my mouth. x_x
feyr: This is probably not a survival trait.
jenni_the_odd: You really have no survival instinct, do you?
feyr: Wow, it looks sorta like those fake worms you use for fly fishing, only squished flat. I like the texture.
jenni_the_odd: *whimper*
feyr: It's ribbed for my finger's pleasure. ...
jenni_the_odd: *hides*
feyr: And it has the consistency of beef jerky.
feyr: Well, somewhat less fibrous.
feyr: But very tough to chew. And it tastes kinda nasty.
feyr: And now you know.
feyr: Avoid YO!Gurt like the plague, or at least like flat, fake worms made of beef jerky.
jenni_the_odd: Thank god for you, Taster of Strange Things.


This song saddens me. But I keep listening to it. I am beginning to very much enjoy this band.

My stomach hurts. I can't bring myself to blame the orange juice. It's already having enough issues, what with the Sunny Delight.

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