The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

Narcissism, thy name is Jenni.

Been a while since I posted any shots of my ugly mug, mostly because I avoid cameras like the plague itself. However, today I got up and put on makeup for no reason whatsoever, and took silly, silly pictures of myself with an uncooperative webcam. My hair is also wet, making it uncharacteristically limp and lacking in frizziness. I shall share a few shots of my hair when it is dry so you might compare.

First, some taken months ago.

This is my hair when it is dry. Note the fluffiness.

These are my boobs. Say hello, boobs!
"Hello, boobs!"
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. That bra is a bit too small. Yeeeah.

This is me wrapped up in my sheet. I resemble a minty-green lump with hair in the real, non-color-leeched-by-webcam world. You can also see my Creepy Star Wars poster. Why is it creepy, you ask? Because Luke Skywalker's eyes FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE. I swear they do.

The Hentai Hat. Known and loved by all. Except Michael, whose sweet, sweet ass eludes the Hentai Hat to this very day.

This is today, and I'm looking down and noting that OH MY SWEET JEEBUS, THE LIGHT IS EATING AWAY AT MY FACE AAUGHAGYHAGHHH...

The source of the face-eating light is the aliens descending from above. Or I could just be looking up in the direction of my stomp-happy neighbors.

I eat babies.

Me hissing at something that displeased me. I do not know what it was anymore, possibly 'twas something falling off my desk.

Someone was blaring rap music outside. I KEEL them.

Ah, here you see my anime eyes. They look bigger when I'm at a lower weight because my face is thinner, but this gives some indication. I appear to think the webcam is going to eat me.

My sad attempt at The Face. Nicole needs to get a good shot of Gabriel making it, so as to make you all understand it's mighty power.

Compliments will be laughed at. I really just wanted to get you all to look at The Face. HAHAHAHAHHA. THE FACE 0WNZZ0RS J00!
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