Nicole: i look like a confused alcoholic
jenni_the_odd: We need to make a line of common sense clothing.
Nicole: aww, but spaghetti hats could be the next leg warmers!
jenni_the_odd: Common sense says no... but my love of pasta headwear says YES
"Ewwwww, he laughed so hard he squirted milk out his nose!"
"... that's not that gross, really."
"But he was drinking apple juice at the time!"