The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

Quotes 'o the... week? Month? Hell if I know.

"I've just found a large board. With a nail in it. Straight out of... well, anything that features boards with nails in them.... Help me understand."
- ramaxela

"I MADE A HAT OUT OF A LOBSTER AND A STICK"
- Jake.

neonid: I have nearly four gigs of South Park.
jenni_the_odd: wow
jenni_the_odd: I have almost seven gigs of 'Friends'
jenni_the_odd: I think I win in the dorkiness competition.
jenni_the_odd: which reminds me, I need to burn those to a CD...
neonid: ...I also pirate video games, then get world ranked at them in a matter of months!!!
jenni_the_odd: okay, you win
neonid: Yay!
neonid: Wait...
jenni_the_odd: hehehe
neonid: This means I'm never going to get laid, doesn't it?

"la la la, I'm having sex with you in my head and you can't stop me..."
- Me, channeling Matt or something...

"Soon I will be able to take over the world with nothing but a lobster and a can of gelatin"
- My brother, Gabriel

"We're all a big redneck family, interbreeding until we grow new appendages.
The lesson today, then, is that love makes us turn into mutants."
- madplanet

"For someone so anti-social, you're remarkably good at making guys want to have sex with you."
- ramaxela again

"I'm noticing a rather common thread here - the vast majority of people who'd be willing to have sex with me SHOULD NOT BE PERMITTED TO BREED"
- Me
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