"I MADE A HAT OUT OF A LOBSTER AND A STICK"
neonid: I have nearly four gigs of South Park.
jenni_the_odd: I have almost seven gigs of 'Friends'
jenni_the_odd: I think I win in the dorkiness competition.
jenni_the_odd: which reminds me, I need to burn those to a CD...
neonid: ...I also pirate video games, then get world ranked at them in a matter of months!!!
jenni_the_odd: okay, you win
neonid: This means I'm never going to get laid, doesn't it?
"la la la, I'm having sex with you in my head and you can't stop me..."
- Me, channeling Matt or something...
"Soon I will be able to take over the world with nothing but a lobster and a can of gelatin"
- My brother, Gabriel
"We're all a big redneck family, interbreeding until we grow new appendages.
The lesson today, then, is that love makes us turn into mutants."
"For someone so anti-social, you're remarkably good at making guys want to have sex with you."
- ramaxela again
"I'm noticing a rather common thread here - the vast majority of people who'd be willing to have sex with me SHOULD NOT BE PERMITTED TO BREED"