The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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The lemon is watching.

This makes me crack up. I cannot seem to stop watching it. Silly Macs.

There is a guy who strongly resembles Jared in my psychology class. He is so very beautiful. Not in the "could pass for a girl" sense, but in that I had to forcibly stop myself from constantly looking at him. He's absolutely gorgeous. Given that it's a class of over 100, I will probably not see him much, if ever, and I suppose it might weird him out if I ask to take many, many pictures of him. Drat. He's so lovely.

My stomach is going to hate me for all the coffee I'm consuming. My stomach can suck the eternal penis*.

Livejournal's habit of informing me that my cookies are invalid once is perfectly acceptable. Twice is a bit odd. 50+ times in the past hour or so is bloody annoying. I want to beat it with a stick, because having to re-login every time I want to be able to read what's behind a lj-cut, or to leave comments, or even to so much as load a page, is driving me batty. So help me, LJ, I'm finding a stick, and then I'm coming to Oregon**.

I am full of soup. Mmmmmm, soup.

* This refers to, of course, the Giant Eternal Penis that hovers above us all. When you tell someone "you suck" or "this blows", you are in fact referring to the GEP whether you know it or not.

** I know, I know, the LJ staff works hard, and I shouldn't expect much for the mere $2.08 a month I give 'em for paid account deliciousness. Shaddup.
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