The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
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"Do you ever feel like fireworks? POW! BANG!" "Do you ever feel like STFU!!!" - Nicole/Gabriel

Went with Nicole and Emma to the mall, as they had gift certificates from Christmas that they were looking to use. We spent a bit of time in Sephora, a very... um... I don't know how to describe it, but I have never felt so out of place in ANY store, EVER. This includes places like Forever 21 and Limited Too, whose size XL clothing could maybe fit one of my arms. I have no idea what to do with makeup, and I frankly can't see the point. I don't have any desire to wear the stuff, nor do I have anyone to bother looking pretty for. That's not likely to change for a long while. But I can't shake the feeling that makeup is one of those things that I should know how to deal with, or should at least make an effort to learn. In case of emergencies or somehthing, I don't know. "We need 10 ccs of foundation, STAT!"
Eh. Hopefully Emma will learn makeup application from Nicole and come to me when she has questions about... I don't know, sex or something. Or how to beat up Gabriel.

I think I circled all Build-A-Bear landmarks with Emma no less than 5 times while she looked for the perfect clothes for her bear. I was disturbingly fond of an octopus named Oswald (he wore a little black hat and is apparently on some television show) at Claire's. But I did not buy him. Instead I purchased a small, adorable shark keychain. He's a pwecious widdle fuzzy wuzzy killer of the briney deep, yes he is! I am tempted to mail one to wogs. Nicole is disturbed by my fondness for things with tentacles and sea creatures in general.

Then, as we were leaving, a bug flew up my nose. I think we've all experienced this. The instinctual freaking out because, WTF, there's an INSECT in your NOSTRIL. Your nose doesn't stop tickling for at least forty-five minutes. And then comes the paranoia that it's still there, building a home and laying eggs in your brain.
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