Have determined that the birth control pills I am on are the root of all evil. Frankly, I'm just sick of taking pills altogether and would love to just stop filling my prescriptions entirely. Though if I do that, my mother, father, and doctor will each throw hissyfits at me, and lying to all of them would just be annoying (that, and lying to your doctor is outright STUPID).
There are few things funnier than talking to my family on a cell phone while they're all in a car together. The noises you hear in the background are great.
Rather than cooking, I opted for Lazy College Student Action #10976 - takeout. Mmmmm, southwestern egg rolls. Fuck the diet, my weight hasen't moved out of this 10-lb range since I started taking this bc pill almost two months ago. If I'm not going to gain or lose weight, I will eat what I damn well want.