The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

jenni_the_odd:My spanish teacher has a hook for a hand. His arm appears to be amputated from the elbow, with a plastic replacement with a hook on the end. It rocks. I have such respect for anyone with a hook for a hand because I know that in the event that I had a hook, I'd also have an eyepatch within hours, as I'd be just ditzy enough to try to scratch my eye with a hand that wasn't there.
I'm dying to ask if he was born that way or if somethign happened to his arm, and if so, what, but it'd be very rude to do so.
I'm also dying to ask if he dresses as a pirate on Halloween, because I know I would. But that could very easily be taken as making fun of him.
ramaxela: HEH
jenni_the_odd: I am so curious, but I cannot ask!
jenni_the_odd: I think my fascination with it stems from the very strong urge I've had for several years now to chop off some of my fingers or my left hand. o_______O
ramaxela: eeeeeeeeep.
jenni_the_odd: I'd so get a hook instead.
jenni_the_odd: Fuck sewing that bugger back on. I'd dress as a pirate EVERY DAY
jenni_the_odd: And then I'd become a teacher, and teach something quiet and unsuspecting, like economics
jenni_the_odd: but teaching it while speaking in the colorful speech of PIRATE.
jenni_the_odd: "Yarrr, ye scurvy dogs. I be yer professor. This be economics 2013. I'll be havin' no lily-livered land-lubbers aboard me crew!"

Note to self: obtain reference material so I sound more piratey and less silly. Yes.
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