I'm dying to ask if he was born that way or if somethign happened to his arm, and if so, what, but it'd be very rude to do so.
I'm also dying to ask if he dresses as a pirate on Halloween, because I know I would. But that could very easily be taken as making fun of him.
jenni_the_odd: I am so curious, but I cannot ask!
jenni_the_odd: I think my fascination with it stems from the very strong urge I've had for several years now to chop off some of my fingers or my left hand. o_______O
jenni_the_odd: I'd so get a hook instead.
jenni_the_odd: Fuck sewing that bugger back on. I'd dress as a pirate EVERY DAY
jenni_the_odd: And then I'd become a teacher, and teach something quiet and unsuspecting, like economics
jenni_the_odd: but teaching it while speaking in the colorful speech of PIRATE.
jenni_the_odd: "Yarrr, ye scurvy dogs. I be yer professor. This be economics 2013. I'll be havin' no lily-livered land-lubbers aboard me crew!"
Note to self: obtain reference material so I sound more piratey and less silly. Yes.