The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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rrrrrrrrrrrr.

I think I'm one of the few people who, when their ex-boyfriend compares them to the Wicked Witch of the West, takes it as a compliment. And said ex is one of the few who would intend it as a compliment. :D

I have several ideas for LJ layouts (one involving Bunchies that would make you all cry. I call it "Pure Citrus Joy"), but I still don't know how to do them. This is frustrating. I will probably make another journal just to mess with it until I figure it out, and then apply the knowledge on this one. On the other hand, this layout works just fine... Hrmmm.


Heeheeehee... It belongs to miggy.

Today's Haiku:
My uterus bleeds.
I hate you, birth control pills.
Hysterectomy?

(For those keeping track, yes it's now been seven days of all-out period fun despite the little hormone-stuffed pills I shove down my gullet each night! Never before have I been so tempted to give up on all pills altogether, preferably by taking my little pill case into the parking lot and hitting it repeatedly with a hammer before running it over -twice- with my car while on th phone with my gynocologist telling him to "Fuckoff, Sir Pokemycuntwithcoldmetalobjects, I am SICK of this nonsense!")
>___> I'm a little hormonal, yes. Why d'you ask?
<___< Once more, I have scratched my skin off, leaving a multitude of little scabs over about half the underside of my forearm. Darned dry skin.
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