The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

"So, tell your friends and family, YOU'RE going to be in a comic. Then watch your friends and family recoil in horror as you're shown to the world as a buckled up serving tray (ala http://www.dolari.org/cs/54.htm Panel 5)."
I ♥ jenndolari. :D

This makes me SO happy. I hope more neglectful and abusive parents are ordered to stop breeding in the future. Then again, if I had my way, parenting would only be an option after rigorous testing, and you'd have to reapply for the license for each new child. And people would be taught the truth about pregnancy, contraceptives, and STDs (because if you go to communities like sextips or amipregnant, your head will explode over the sheer volume of things that some people are never taught before they started having sex). And birth control would be free and 100% effective, and we'd all have ponies. Ponies that could fly.

One question, though: when did having children become a constitutional right? It sure as hell shouldn't be one.

And now, back to packing.
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