So if you have had a birthday in the past... three weeks or so, and I have not wished you a happy birthday, it is not because I do not love you, it is merely because I am very forgetful. I am doing so now.
Feel free to respond to this post with your birthday, and then I can save it to my memories, and all my birthday-remembering problems will be solved. And if LJ ever dies, I will flounder about, helpless and weak. But I think we all know that'd happen anyway.
I also have a stuffed Tyrannosaurus. he amuses me, with his tiny, useless forearms. He is also soft and cuddly.
This makes me giggle SO MUCH. I am posting it mostly so Jenn can see it, as she is not online to share the Torgo-inspired mirth at the moment. But really, anyone who's seen Manos: the Hand of Fate and/or the MST3K episode featuring it will probably get a giggle from the picture. For those who have not witnessed it, I highly recommend it - Manos is spectacularly awful. I advise the MST3K version so that you have something to laugh at to distract you from the urge to remove your eyeballs with your fingernails.