Yoinked from mattador:
There is a huge chunk of you that I don't even have a clue about your first name. I don't know how old a lot of you are, or where you live, or basic normal things.
This is the problem with LJ, we all think we are so close, and we know nothing about each other. So, I'm going to rectify it.
I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. I promise, I will not make fun of you, or say who asked what (if you choose to comment anonymously).
I then invite you to do the same. Remember, seriously basic stupid questions. Don't be embarrassed; you would be really shocked what I don't know about you.
Someone took our neighbor's (sassy, sweet elderly lady we have adopted as another grandma) wallet out of her purse yesterday. We freaked a bit when we saw a police car in her driveway this morning, but it was just an officer who had come to make a report on the stolen stuff since she no longer had her license and couldn't drive down to the station to do it herself. I'm taking her to get a new license in a couple of minutes.