The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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Delicious, television-aired, homicide-flavored CRACK.

The title, of course, is referring to CSI. MMmmmmmm, CSI.

Dear Very Large Frog Who Lives Around The Pool:
I will catch you. Oh, yes. Because that is what I do. And when I catch you, I will laugh as you pee everywhere, perhaps as an attempt to be rid of me. Better frogs than you have peed on me before, and will in years to come. Yes. Jumping into the pool and swimming to the bottom will not save you. For I have this thing called a NET. And soon you shall be mine*. MINE.
BUAHAHHAHAHAHA
- Love, Jenni

takethemoneyrun loves corgis as much as I do. So when I found this, I think we both melted. MELTED.
It was found by way of baaaaabyanimals, which has eaten my soul. Especially the baby squid-thing here, whose cuteness defies explaination. I will never accomplish anything ever again because I will be too busy looking at this community and going "awwwwwwwwwww!"

Speaking of Gabe, tomorrow we head for SA to retreive the last few items from my apartment 'o DOOM, and then I will be totally and utterly Moved Out. There are still some books I need to get back from neron, and one I need to give back to him. Hopefully he will be available for that trade to take place, or I will send Guido to break his kneecapsbe driving back to SA at random to harrass him for my books back. :D

This I post entirely for the benefit of neonid, who, as I recall, loves palindromes to what is probably an unhealthy extent. feyr sent it to me, and I squeaked with joy.

*In the sense that I shall pick you up, admire you, and release you once again into the foliage.
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