The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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<CSI fangeek>They killed off Speedle! WHY SPEEDLE? He wasn't my favorite, but he amused me. *cry*

And yes, I actually did cry. I blame hormones and extreme dorkiness. </CSI fangeek>

And now for I Live In The Most Entertaining House Ever Theatre:

Gabriel: *pets the external hard drive that sits next to my computer*
Me: Don't touch my sexy hard drive!
Gabriel: *hisses, pets external hard drive*
Me: Don't touch my sexy hard drive!
*slapfight*
Gabriel: *unfurls neckfrill*, hisses, spits poison** at me*
Me: AUGH HATE EW AUGH

[at dinner a few days ago. Paraphrased due to bad memory, though I think I got all the funny]
Nicole: I'm just mad about Hitler~ Hitler's mad about meee~
Me: *sporfle*
Nicole: They call me... uh... mellow Hitler?
Me: Mellow Nazi?
Gabe: They call me the master white race...
Me: Don't do that when I'm drinking.
Gabe: hehehe.
Me: That was your cue to make a joke about how I have a problem, Gabe. I mean, we've already done Hitler. Now alcoholism, next up is abortion.
Gabe: They call me aborted fetus~
Me: *pepsi one*** out the nose*

Me: Alex, your pants are too big.
Alex: *stuffs half his upper body into shorts* No they're not!
Me: Yes, yes they are. You could fit two of you in there.
Alex: Too big, or SHUT UP. *skitters away with his arms sticking out of the legs of his shorts*

Am currently debating whether or not I should try to nap before class. On one hand, sotired. On the other hand, last time I napped before class, I slept right through class.

*Not really. You can just imagine how jealous I would be if Gabriel got a neckfrill before I got mine.
**Well, there might have been traces of Sunny Delight in there, which I am pretty sure is toxic.
***I ♥ Pepsi One. I'm not supposed to buy it anymore when I get groceries (mom is attempting to cut down on the kids' caffeine intake) but I cannot help it. It calls to me. With shiny silver cans.
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