ramaxela: ...should I be alarmed that I just almost ate an ant trap?
jenni_the_odd: ... yes
ramaxela: It smelled like peanut.
jenni_the_odd: ... very worried
ramaxela: Reese peanut, which is not really peanut.
jenni_the_odd: .... very, very worried.
jenni_the_odd: Since not only did you almost eat it, you almost ate it because you thought it was delicious candy
ramaxela: Stir fried beef with tofu, red peppers, garlic, diced hot dogs, potatoes and...
ramaxela: Lucky Charms.
jenni_the_odd: that right there is everything that is wrong with the world. AND YOU ATE IT.
jita: Well then...I...uh...DEMAND SATISFACTION!
ramaxela: *sighs, begins to remove pants.
ramaxela: OK, assume the position.
jita: No, I mean in the other sense.
ramaxela: *bends over*
ramaxela: ...you know, thanks to you, everytime I hear the word enormous, I think 'wang'?
jenni_the_odd: Little things please me.
jenni_the_odd: Like juice.
jenni_the_odd: And frogs.
ramaxela: And cock.
ramaxela: I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT.
jenni_the_odd: Nicole was singing American Pie earlier. Now it is stuck in my head.
ramaxela: OH OH SHAWN
ramaxela: I THINK I'M CUTE
ramaxela: I KNOW I'M SEXY
ramaxela: did that help?
jenni_the_odd: No, though it did frighten me considerably.