The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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Now for Silly Quotes Involving Alex.

This would be ramaxela-Alex, not Alex-who-lives-with-me. Though Alex-who-lives-with-me is most certainly amusing, this post focuses more on Zee Wench. I have (I think) avoided the quotes that have been posted on this journal previously. Some of these are Alex being funny (though most of those have already been posted), some are me thinking I'm funny and Alex being my straight man. Laugh, damn you.
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ramaxela: ...should I be alarmed that I just almost ate an ant trap?
jenni_the_odd: ... yes
ramaxela: It smelled like peanut.
jenni_the_odd: ... very worried
ramaxela: Reese peanut, which is not really peanut.
jenni_the_odd: .... very, very worried.
jenni_the_odd: Since not only did you almost eat it, you almost ate it because you thought it was delicious candy
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ramaxela: Stir fried beef with tofu, red peppers, garlic, diced hot dogs, potatoes and...
jenni_the_odd: ....
ramaxela: Lucky Charms.
jenni_the_odd: that right there is everything that is wrong with the world. AND YOU ATE IT.
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jita: Well then...I...uh...DEMAND SATISFACTION!
ramaxela: *sighs, begins to remove pants.
ramaxela: OK, assume the position.
jita: No, I mean in the other sense.
ramaxela: *bends over*
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ramaxela: ...you know, thanks to you, everytime I hear the word enormous, I think 'wang'?
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jenni_the_odd: Little things please me.
jenni_the_odd: Like juice.
jenni_the_odd: And frogs.
ramaxela: And cock.
ramaxela: ...
ramaxela: I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT.
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jenni_the_odd: Nicole was singing American Pie earlier. Now it is stuck in my head.
ramaxela: OH OH SHAWN
ramaxela: I THINK I'M CUTE
ramaxela: I KNOW I'M SEXY
jenni_the_odd: ......
ramaxela: did that help?
jenni_the_odd: No, though it did frighten me considerably.
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