The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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I forgot this Alex-quote last time. It makes me laugh so hard I almost pee, so I need to share it.

jenni_the_odd: when life hands you lemons...
ramaxela: I swell up and die.
ramaxela: Sensitivity to citrus, here.
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Now, for quotes involving emperor_boy!

jenni_the_odd: AH LUV YEW!
emperor_boy: AAAAAH MY BRAIN
jenni_the_odd: ?
emperor_boy: Your love made my brain mush.
jenni_the_odd: awww.
jenni_the_odd: now THAT'S love.
jenni_the_odd: or paralyzing alien venom that turns your brains to sludge to be sucked out your ears like a tasty treat.
jenni_the_odd: one of the two.
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emperor_boy: http://www.livejournal.com/community/houstontx/1029617.html?view=7457521#t7457521 For some reason, this strikes me as amusing.
jenni_the_odd: Dansing is just like dancing, only more pretentious!
emperor_boy: I can bring that danse.
emperor_boy: You have to put a tie on your head.
emperor_boy: Which is why I can do it.
emperor_boy: Wearing a tie on my head transforms me into a Supa Thug Dansing Machine.
jenni_the_odd: What an amazing power.
jenni_the_odd: So "Tish Doolin" is really just your secret identity?
emperor_boy: No. "SupaThug Jo-Jo Empress Tee-Dee DJ-Machine" is my secret identi-
emperor_boy: DAMN
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jenni_the_odd: I pun because I love you.
emperor_boy: ;_;
jenni_the_odd: And because I am a terrible person. :D
jenni_the_odd: ... mostly the second bit.
emperor_boy: Yes, quite.
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emperor_boy: mFARF
jenni_the_odd: MURGLEFURF
jenni_the_odd: DOO-WOP DOO-WOP
emperor_boy: SHOO-BOP SHOO-BOP
jenni_the_odd: We would make excellent backup singers.
emperor_boy: For Cthulhu.
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