... yeah, I know, my family looked at me like that when I said it to them, too.
Mum has thus far vetoed all my suggestions of wheelchair races with grandma. She will give in eventually, I am certain.
Dear Discovery Channel Online Store,
Looking for a potential Christmas gift for my youngest sister, I warily clicked upon your category labeled "Ages 8 to 12 - Girls". I bit my lip as the page loaded, fearing that I was about to be greeted with plush toys and insufferably pink things made of plastic with hearts and flowers on them, dolls and ponies and not much else.
Instead, I was greeted by this. A fingerprint lab, metal detector, telescope, microscope... Hell, a forensics lab kit that I want to play with. My faith in humanity has been restored. I love you. I am so sorry for doubting you.