The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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So Mum had her surgery and all went well. Her second toe on her right foot now seems much, much longer than it should be, and while she assures me it is only one pin, it looks as though it has three or so sticking through it and coming out the end. It is like a wee little Hellraiser toe.
... yeah, I know, my family looked at me like that when I said it to them, too.

Mum has thus far vetoed all my suggestions of wheelchair races with grandma. She will give in eventually, I am certain.

Dear Discovery Channel Online Store,
Looking for a potential Christmas gift for my youngest sister, I warily clicked upon your category labeled "Ages 8 to 12 - Girls". I bit my lip as the page loaded, fearing that I was about to be greeted with plush toys and insufferably pink things made of plastic with hearts and flowers on them, dolls and ponies and not much else.
Instead, I was greeted by this. A fingerprint lab, metal detector, telescope, microscope... Hell, a forensics lab kit that I want to play with. My faith in humanity has been restored. I love you. I am so sorry for doubting you.
Love,
Me
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