The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

  • Mood:
My lunch is chicken with a whole lotta broccoli and some carrots, with garlic sauce - leftovers from last nights take-out.
If it was any more delicious, I would have to change my pants.

Also, I broke Michael with this image (NWS)!
neonid: I really didn't need to see that toaster picture.
jenni_the_odd: Yes, yes you did.
neonid: No, I didn't.
jenni_the_odd: It has enriched your life in ways you will never fully understand.
neonid: No, it hasn't.
jenni_the_odd: :D
neonid: No.
jenni_the_odd: TOASTER WANG
neonid: No.
jenni_the_odd: PART OF THIS BALANCED BREAKFAST
neonid: No.
jenni_the_odd: EIGHT ESSENTIAL VITAMINS!
neonid: No.
jenni_the_odd: NOW TRY NEW JIZZBERRY BLAST
neonid: No.

Dear God,
Can You please, please, please, please make the people who did this to the Noah's Ark Shelter get cancer? A really slow, painful, debilitating type of cancer? That they cannot even come close to affording treatment for?
It does not have to be cancer, just as long as they suffer. Hey, maybe You could make a new disease, just for them!
Thank You,
- Jenni
P.S. If You like, I have a long list of other people who could use a good dose of AIDS, cancer, and miscellaneous other diseases, as well as some people who have them and do not need them. Perhaps You could arrange a trade? That would be lovely.

Seriously, I cannot help but think how wonderful it would be if God actually punished evil people, and only evil people. Preferably in creative ways.
"You killed your boyfriend? Cancer for you!"
"You burnt down an orphanage? Here's AIDS in your eye!"
"I see you have been stealing from kittens and puppies. From now on, you secrete hormones that render you irresistable to wasps."
"You beat someone because of the color of their skin? Everything you put in your mouth shall henceforth taste of feces."
"You approved the new Kangaroo Jack film? You will be anally violated by three rabid dogs every time you sneeze. Oh yes, and I am giving you allergies."
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