The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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Okay. So stomach is hating me. So much hate. Yesterday it was all 'RAAAR HATE' and today it is all 'RAAAR HATE AND BURNINATION'. Experience tells me that eating only makes it much, much worse. Especially if that something is a piece of pizza. Oh, that was not fun at all.

But what WAS fun was Thanksgiving:
  • Our uncle David laughs like a cartoon character.
  • Our family uses babies as weapons (they carried Ryan, the resident toddler, around and launched Drool Attacks at people. He also bit my uncle Rick's elbow. An excellent baby, indeed).
  • The musical gene is all kinds of recessive.
  • Uncle Rick uses a Mac (Gabe: SHUN! SHUN!)

    Gabe is convinced that I ought to submit some of the stuff in my QuotesFile to bash.org. Most of it is not bash-type humor, though.

    Belle is still scared of Gato, despite being easily four times his size and at least six times his weight. This is hilarious to me. She hides behind Emma for protection when he passes by.
    When Emma loses teeth, she puts them in ziplock bags... which she then labels as though it is CSI evidence (date, location lost, etc). This is at once hilarious and frightening.

    Okay, one fun thing about having super-dry skin on one arm - I can gross Gabe and Alex out by playing tic-tac-toe using only that arm and my nails. :D

    Gabe: I keep things in my vagina.
    Me: It's nature's purse!
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