The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

Things 'n Stuff.

1. It is neonid's birthday today! He is 21 and can legally buy me alcohol*. Much love to the Michael-Beast**.

2. My car is now so clean you could eat off the floors. I would not recommend doing so, but you could. Of course, that would probably mess the floors again, and I would have to kill you. KILL YOU.

3. I am tempted to try to send out X-mas holiday Winter-een-mas some form of card this year. But that would (a) require effort, and (b) require the addresses of you folks. The first I am willing to give at the moment (ask me in four hours and I will most likely be Jenni, the Human Slug again), but the second requires your cooperation.

4. My former high school sells buckets 'o frozen cookie dough every year. This year, Mom bought some ridiculous amount. It fills our freezer. Cookies everywhere. DAMN MY DIET. DAMN IT TO HELL. No delicious cookies for me. Weep.

5. Someone in the office smells like stale cigarette smoke. I blame Stuart. Edit Nope, blame Ronald!

*Of course I would never take advantage of a friend's age to obtain sweet sweet BrainCellDeath. Except that one time I got Kevin to buy me some RUM as a gag gift for our mother. But that was it. Really.

**He is a beast - he is big, furry, and growly. I say he qualifies.
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