The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain

  • Mood:
Dear Stomach,
I know you don't like eating. And I know that if you had your way, I'd be dead of starvation in a very short amount of time.
I am supposed to feed you at regular intervals. The doc gets cranky when I don't, and makes the cartoonish furrowed-brow face. I would prefer he not make this face, since it is generally considered bad to burst into giggles every five minutes in your doctor's office.
So stop throwing a shitfit when I give you a sandwich around noon. That is called 'lunch'. NORMAL PEOPLE EAT IT. There is nothing difficult for you about some chicken salad, two pieces of bread, lettuce, and tomato. Now quit aching as though I swallowed ground glass and get to digesting. Bitch.

  • Glee-fer Three-fer. Shut up it's late and I'm tired.

    Well, Glee realized they needed a more stupid episode title, so here's... Sigh. Saturday Night Glee-ver. Who hasn't spontaneously burst out in…

  • Glee Two-fer

    I'm going into this episode having already seen how tumblr exploded after it aired, so a bit of the suspense is gone, but still. Time for On My…

  • More Glee! Aren't you happy.

    I am aware this is months behind, but I feel that now that Valentine's is safely behind us, I can take a non-grumpy and unbiased look at this episode…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.