The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

CaN i Be ExCuSeD, i SeEm To HaVe ThE pLaGuE? </Izzard>

Me: I'm sick, and sick people need cookies. Fresh-baked cookies. So I'm making cookies.
Mom: *opens mouth*
Me: *grabs spoon* And if you try to stop me, so help me God, I'll spoon you. I'll spoon you good, I will.
Mom: *closes mouth*
Me: *bakes*

Me: I think I'ma go take too much cold medicine and try to sleep.
ramaxela: ...
ramaxela: i hope you feel better.
Me: well, it doesn't work if I take it in the proper doses.
Me: So I figure ODing a little should solve the problem.
ramaxela: oh.
Me: ... but if my next LJ entry resembles Kafka, you'll know there's a problem with that theory.
jenndolari: "Benadryll taken in large doses WILL turn you into a cockroach and force you to examine your life"
Me: They really ought to print that on the label.
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