Mom: *opens mouth*
Me: *grabs spoon* And if you try to stop me, so help me God, I'll spoon you. I'll spoon you good, I will.
Mom: *closes mouth*
Me: I think I'ma go take too much cold medicine and try to sleep.
ramaxela: i hope you feel better.
Me: well, it doesn't work if I take it in the proper doses.
Me: So I figure ODing a little should solve the problem.
Me: ... but if my next LJ entry resembles Kafka, you'll know there's a problem with that theory.
jenndolari: "Benadryll taken in large doses WILL turn you into a cockroach and force you to examine your life"
Me: They really ought to print that on the label.