Me, Very Quietly: "So lets see who Jesus really is! Hey! It's old man McGinnis, owner of the Jerusalem Fun House!"
Gabe: "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling disciples!"
There were more, but I've forgotten. We're horrible, horrible children.
*Gabe drops a spoon on the floor while drying it, I am washing dishes*
Gabe: *fake sobs*
Me: It is the cousin of the Icy Hand of Death - the Dripping Hand of Failure! *finger-wiggles*
Me: And their lesser-known friend, the Moist Hand of Slight Annoyance!
Gabe: And then there's the Damp Hand of Only Getting Socks at Christmas!
We no longer just tell or ask someone to do something (say, wash the dishes), we instead croak: "IT WASHES THE DISHES OR IT GETS THE HOSE!"
This works best on Gabriel, but we all make the :[ face when it is directed at us. It is a wonderful thing.
Today I handed my dad a piece of candy, saying "Father of mine, on this illustrious day of your birth (also, Easter), I give to you this chocolate ducky in a sailor hat." He smiled.
It probably says something about my family that immediately I ran to Nicole and Gabe, excitedly near-shouting "I MADE DAD DISPLAY EMOTION!"
jenndolari: It's Naked Thursday all over again!
jenni_the_odd: Man, I need to redraw that picture with the new kids.
jenndolari: Considering that your site hasn't updated since 2002, I think it would make a GREAT front page. :)
jenni_the_odd: "NUDITY! Also, some new people.
... NAKED people!"
Okay, I swear I'm not imagining it. Everyone is filled with lovey-dovey feelings. My friendslist is swarming with people gushing over their significant others, both new and old. Where did all this romance come from?
Must be spring...