The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain

I will give Gabriel to anyone who can send me the Lotion Song (by the Greenskeepers) mp3. I need this song. It will go on a CD with Dragostea Din Tei and Da Vinci's Notebook's "My Enormous Penis", and I will play them over and over incessantly in my car, blasting from my speakers with the windows rolled down, to make Alex cry. A lot.

Also, a note to those of you who participate in April Fools Day jokes (I don't, because I am dull-witted and cannot ever come up with anything clever).
For the ladies - the "I'm pregnant!" joke is not only older than God, it is downright mean if you drag it out.
For everyone - I'm gullible. I can never tell when someone is joking, not even face to face. I sometimes have a huge amount of difficulty determining sarcasm. So just in case, I am going to assume that everything anyone posts to LJ today is a lie. Because that is a lot easier to deal with. The silly, over-the-top pranks I can deal with. The statements-that-could-be-true annoy the piss out of me.

I have a bruise on my butt. And I keep trying to poke and press it, because that is what I do to bruises. But it is ON MY BUTT. So I am sitting on it. So it doesn't really work and just results in me grabbing my own arse as I sit here in front of my computer. I hope no one walks by. >___>

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