The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

"I'm confused." "I'm a little teapot!"

I love my littlest sister.
Gabe: If you have a question, Jenni'll tell ya*!
Nicole: She sure will.
Me: I will inform you!
Gabe: Jenni'll tell ya.
Mom: You can't say stuff like that in front of Emma! She'll tell other people!
Emma: No I won't. So far it's six years of never repeating anything my family says.

I really love that thanks to a few select afternoons when Nicole brought friends home, everyone she knows thinks our family just stands around in the kitchen every day, being funny.
... The best part is, we DO. :D

Also, thank you to those of you who sent or offered the Lotion Song. I have it now. It downloaded off WinMX (finally), so it looks like... 'Sprytegrrrl67' gets Gabe!***

Stolen from various people, because the potential here is hilarious:
Pretend we are dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it. Make it good.


*If you don't get this, say it aloud, quickly. Slur it a wee bit.**
**For the slower among us, it sounds like "genitalia".
***She refused, though. Drat. Also, that is a fake username since I forgot to take notice of the real one.
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