The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

You know, I never thought I'd be grateful to the idiots who did things like sue McDonald's for making them fat. But had so many people not gone "What means you that fatty beef, cheese, and white bread will make me obese?!? OMGGWTFBBQSAUCE", odds are that things like the fruit and walnut salad would never have been offered to the public in a futile attempt to make it look like a fast food company cares about the health of its customers. And this thing is 300 calories of PURE DELICIOUS.  170 without the walnuts. Mmm.

I hit a bird with my windshield today. Or, to be more accurate, it flew into my windshield and hit it with an over-loud SMACK that scared the crap out of me. I am pretty sure it died instantly, leaving only a tiny smidgen of blood. I drove for the next ten minutes like this: O_________________O
Poor birdie.

Chubby girls in webcomics are the new black. OMG, I am so on the cutting edge of comic masterminding.
Okay, so maybe QC's Faye does not really count as chubby or even heavy, just marginally wider than the other skinny girls in the comic, but SHUT UP.
Edit: Silly me, I forgot Ondine of Snaildust, the girls of Sordid City Blues, and Marsha of 13 Seconds. And probably a lot more.
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