Edit: Second up in Most Annoying Things is not seeing the "For distribution with a new PC only" label on the CD, because it's all holographic and shit and your eyesight is crap. >___>
Edit again: Screw this, I only need it for this class (I have Microsoft Works, but it's got the puny half-assed version of Excel that can't do 90% of the things my homework requires), I'll use the trial version.
Revenge of the Edit: Man, I just found a copy of Microsoft Office 2000 Small Business. Same story, no key, came with the PC. Sheesh. Hello, trial version.
A New Edit: I like how the file on Microsoft.com is named "OfficeSTD.exe". It makes me giggle. I am ten years old.
The Edit Strikes Back: GODDAMMIT IT WON'T LET ME SAVE OR EDIT RAAAR FROTHING RAGE AARRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAGGGHHHH