The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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Horror is a Kidz Bop* version of Modest Mouse's "Float On"....

I am trying to figure out when I acquired a hair-trigger gag reflex. Within the past year, it's gotten so bad that I sometimes can't even swallow pills without horking everything up. Seeing as how I have to take a medically-required two medium-sized pills per day, this can get awkward.
Stupid throat. BEND TO MY WILL.

*drinks water* Must... remain... hydrated... Used to be I'd forget to eat. That is bad (worse if you have blood sugar issues), but now I am forgetting to drink. Since humans can go a week or more without food (depending, I'd guess, on one's fat reserves. I could last 3 2/3 years!) but wither quickly without water, this is bad. Since Houston is quite warm and has a humidity level roughly equivalent to that of Satan's Vagina**, we spend a lot of time excreting all available H20 through our skin.
So in conclusion, water good, Houston bad.

No more schoooooo~oooool... no more schooooooooo~ooooool...
Well, not for two weeks. Good enough.

*Kidz Bop is a CD series comprised of cleaned-up  versions of popular songs as sung by children, presumably for children. They make my ears bleed. I don't care how you muffled the lyrics, I still do not want to hear nine year-olds sing "Hey Ya". Hell, I don't want to hear Outkast sing "Hey Ya". Hate that damn song.
**I'm sure he has one. I'm not sure how I know this, but it is one of those things you just innately know.
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