Dear Girl Working At Sephora: Yeeesh, arm in a sling AND splint on your finger? Owch. At least the Starbucks baristas are nice enough to slip you free sympathy food. I would apologize for almost laughing when your coworker handed you the gift certificate box thing and you had to call her back because you couldn't open it, but you were both laughing, too, so I hope it is okay. And by the time your arm is better, you will probably be like a one-armed ninja when it comes to doing things one-handed.
Also, the house will seem disturbingly empty without you and your