Okay, (a) I am not sure I trust a sex toy that costs less than $1.
(b) IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE LIGHTSABER OMG I LOVE IT.
I would buy it just for the lightsaber-ness, but then I have to explain to my parents why I am receiving things in the mail. And they will probably want to know what it is. And there is no way in hell I am going to explain the thought process that went into this purchase, because they would not believe me anyway.
David suggested I buy it and something else, and claim only the something else when it arrives. Leading to (in my mind) this scenario:
*neron: they don't come with batteries :P
jenni_the_odd: I know, but in my world they do because it is funnier.